Friday, April 10, 2009

You Can't Turn a Ho into a Housewife--Or Can You?


Our least favorite ex-DK member, Aubrey O'Day, has been toning down her skankalicious look lately. First, she turned up at the Bravo Awards in a peach ChloƩ creation, which she pretty much ruined, according to let's see....everyone. Then, this pic to the right pops up on the Internet of her looking stepford wife crazy in a pink waterprint blouse. Something smells rotten in Auburella Land!

Well, hell, if her buddy Kim Kardashian can do it...Thing is, Kim is an extremely gorgeous girl who just happened to have a bangin' bod. I don't believe she had aspirations to be the poster girl for women who--in my best Jamie Foxx impression--are not necessarily hoes, but definitely HOE-ISH like miss thing did.

Kim didn't go out and get Paris Hilton's wonky eyes, Jenna Jameson's porn star boobs, Lindsay Lohan's gross orange complexion, Lil' Kim's wannabe Michael Jackson nose, I can go on...Talk about ambitious!

Time will tell...


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