Thursday, January 1, 2009

From Ex-Danity Kane Member to XXX

I hate to reuse an image from a previous blog item, but DAMN I called it! In my entry titled Jenna Jameson, Is That You?, I pointed out how ex-Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day has been looking an awful lot like porn star Jenna Jameson.

Well, my sources tell me that Auburella has not only posed for the March issue of Playboy, but her idol is none other than Jenna Jameson. Apparently, Jenna lives down the street from Aubrey and they're good friends. Hmm, first she becomes BFFs with sex tape and booty queen Kim Kardashian and now Jenna?

We all know how seeing Kim make bank off of her dangerous curves made Aubrey want to run out and get breast implants (well, at least, I know it!), so it only seems fitting that after befriending Jenna, she'd want to take her clothes off.

On the brighter side, the interviewer thought Aubrey was, well, bright. She graduated from college with a degree in Political Science, spoke eloquently and is extremely ambitious blah blah blah. Truth be told: Aubrey has succeeded in making the world stand up and take notice...of her skank whore ways.

Side Note: Aubrey also talked about how she didn't make much money from being in DK and how the members were basically "hired help." She has my sympathy in that respect. I don't know why Diddy hardly ever gets exposed for being the crook that he is. Word to the wise: Don't EVER sign with Diddy. You may get the fame, power and respect, but you will never get the money!

Damn you, Diddy, for breaking up my dear DK. He just better hope Dawn, Aundrea and Shannon make it as a trio (as I'm sure they will) or else he'll be hearing it from me if we ever cross paths.

Watch the videos below to witness how truly AMAZING the five-member group was. The first video is courtesy of moi, i.e. I filmed it with my own camera.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Girl I am so with you on this one! It's such a shame that such an intelligent and educated woman would degrade herself like this. I remember in an interview she said, "I represent all women," well I don't think I wanna be grouped into that category she's talking about. I miss DK.

xoxo, FM said...

When did she become an ex-Danity Kane member? I thought when that happened on Making the Band it was for the camera.......

Anyway, she was such a parasite.....