Friday, January 2, 2009

What's Next, Jay? Skinny Jeans?!

So Jay Z can never claim to be thug, hard or gangster EVER again! Now, I didn't say anything when DMX clowned Jay for wearing flip flops back in 2006 (what else was he going to wear on the beach?) or when I recently noticed Hova accessorizing with Beyonce's scarves, but this is ridiculous! Those nerdy glasses make him look like Steve Urkel--and that big nose of his and those goofy expressions aren't helping neither!

Something tells me Mr. 30 is the new 20 is having a mid-life crisis.

C'mon, Jigga man! Your girl stays flawless. You could at least keep it gutter.

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